10-06-08

The Big B at the OG

Laur
http://yeswecanholdbabies.wordpress.com/ 5:33 PM
holy crap cute 5:33 PM
i am ded of cute now 5:33 PM
im-ing fro the great beyond 5:33 PM
God sort of looks like Jon stewart 5:34 PM
I believe! 5:34 PM
That is super cute 5:36 PM
You and cute baby thing…weird 5:36 PM

Me

Laur
i know, right? 5:36 PM
So here’s one for the “I’ll see you in four years when your nasty bitch daughter gets all knocked up Palin style”… 5:37 PM
We sat next to this mother daughter thing today at the Olive Garden…like 3 feet from them 5:37 PM
and sol didn’t have a nap 5:37 PM
AND spent the night at grandmas 5:37 PM
so you can imagine our conversations. 5:38 PM

Me

Laur
oh geeze 5:38 PM
Anyway, five minutes after we sat down bitch face daughter was like “That’s why I never want to have kids” 5:38 PM
And bitch face mom was like “Kids are not something to take lightly. Your father and I really put some thought into it, we were together like 4 years before we had you” 5:38 PM
And they were all snobby and pretentious 5:39 PM

Me

Laur
OMG FOUR YEARS 5:39 PM
and then their bill came out it was like $16 bucks and the lady had to EXPLAIN where to sign the credit card form at 5:39 PM
I almost keeled over 5:39 PM
Figuring they were the kind of ppl to stiff the poor waitress, (and the fact she put up with Solaris screaming at her she wanted her chicken nuggets! OH did I lay down the law on that one. I had Sol apologize. ), 5:40 PM

Me

Laur
wait, like the woman had to be told where to sign? or she was explaingin it to her daughter? 5:40 PM
I left her lik 50% 5:40 PM
No, the woman had to be told 5:40 PM

Me

Laur
yiiiiikes 5:40 PM
and they were all boitch and shit 5:40 PM
did i mention the bitchy? 5:41 PM

Me

Laur
no 5:41 PM
If you are THAT stupid, you don’t have a right to be bitchy 5:41 PM

Me

Laur
but they sound sort of bitchy 5:41 PM
right? 5:41 PM

Me

Laur
like, in a bitchy way 5:41 PM
Tots bitchy 5:41 PM
totes 5:41 PM

Me

Laur
yeah 5:41 PM
as opposed to tots bitchy, which is what sol was 5:42 PM
lol 5:42 PM
cause she’s a tot 5:42 PM
*clears throat*
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