08-04-08
Reusable Grocery Bags and “My Cold, Dead Hands”

Plastic Bags with…Plastic Bags inside.hm part2 by scottwyden
I was going through the list of bloggers who will be at this years BlogOrlando Conference in September and came across Lorrie Delk Waker’s Banning Plastic Bags Article. Amused by the way people are associating (scapegoating) plastic grocery bags with civil rights, I gave my two cents which I’ll give here (it’s more like 20 cents…a bit long and warranted a blog entry more so than a comment.) Read the comments on the original post above including:
07-20-08
Like, OMG…green is the new black!
I spent the last five minutes in my garden watching the ground move. No, it wasn’t sun stroke, I wasn’t dizzy…well, originally. But after I realized it was an inch and a half maggots nomming the rotten tomatoes I “fed” the bean plants last weekend I became a bit dizzy. BLEAH.
It’s funny, I’m so tolerant of the cute things in our little established ecosystem… baby geckos (EVERYWHERE), butterflies, I can even tolerate the caterpillars and the snails that eat through my passion flower plant. (But hey, there be no room for prissy plants…if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen!) Sometimes I forget it comes with the not so pretty too, like ground moving maggots. BLEAH (sorry, that’s me puking a little).
Which brings me to my moral dilemma… my zucchini-melons are dying. (p.s. not a new hybrid, I just forgot where I planted the zucchini and where I planted the cantaloupe, so I just call all of them zucchini-melons, no need for species confusion, unlike gender…not so much a social construct) I have things eating them, and leaving black pellets (eggs? poop?). I feel like I need to kill them. I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to kill them, but then again I want a happy-little-peaceful-social-utopia-hippie-commune garden and war is not the answer. I’m getting an existential crisis from a bug.



























“I don’t want the government telling me…” seriously? How many areas in your life, big areas does the government influence you in what you should and should not do? You seriously need to be kidding me if you are going to overlook those and get spiffed on a bag. Pick your four favorite months of the year…those four months you work your wages go straight to them, and that doesn’t make you a bit angry?
I mean, god forbid you be inconvenienced a few minutes each shopping trip to grab your own bags. And you can find great bags out there. Lacoste and Marc Jacobs make shopping bags upward of $200 if you are worried about the big green bag crashing your style.
The reality is… Think about how much junk we are leaving behind for our children. Look at your daughter, son, grandchildren…you wouldn’t consciously feed them poison but the waste of not only the bags themselves but the manufacturing process is building up in the air, soil and even the kids bodies.
If you don’t want to relinquish your precious bags because you don’t want people telling you what to do your a moron, or lazy. Neither of which I think is true. The real reason is you are afraid. Change is scary but it’s required or we will self destruct. You touch a stove, it’s hot and you get burned. Touching the stove doesn’t work. You know that now. You don’t do it again. This is where we are at now. Have you heard of the Pacific Vortex? Look at this map, it’s huge! 10 million tons of trash, mostly plastic in our oceans. Plastic that does not decompose. And plastic has only been around for less than 150 years. 10 million tons (and plastic is light, how much takes up a ton?) in less than 150 years. And it’s not going anywhere.
I love this article, seeing how San Francisco just passed a ban on them. The youth (and young at heart) are really taking to living responsibly. A lot of people don’t understand that the “modern conveniences” so readily handed to them are products of commerce and not necessarily of sustainable interest. If we keep pushing this idea from a marketing objective that the young are going green, eventually in our desperate pursuit of youth and beauty it will catch on. Probably with less hostility than “the government will pry my plastic bag from my cold, dead hand.”