04-04-04

Sexy Foreign Men…yum.

Friday night I get home from work, an hour after going to wor. it was a slow night so they let me go home early, which was bad. I was hoping to make enough money in tips to get to Huntingdon for the weekend. It was the weekend of Pigroast so everyone was coming back for it, alumni, transfers, random ppl off the street. I was disappointed and whined to kristin on IM. No one had known besides frank who was scheming with me. So i tell krisitn this and kristin says “i’ll be there in three hours.” Her and scott drove three hours to come pick me up.

Pigroast was great. the best part about it was i saw my Sexy Greek Friend who I have been in lust with forever and a day. So here my sexy greek friend is at Havard, getting ready to go to Med school in Scotland and i was like…so sexy greek friend, i know this request is alittle dd but would you mind terribly if i had your babies. Sigh. I could never really say that to him, so instead i told him i would come visit and he gave me his email address, took me in his arms and kissed my hair while kristin took a picture. Sigh. Sexy foreign men. He’s the perfect blend of armcandie, credentials and heartbreaker topped with a side of accent. I’ll take two. What the hell, make it three.

Also at pigroast, freshmen year i had this crush on the lead singer of my cuban friend’s band. He was a doll, blonde, blue eyed, little singer guy (i was a freshman ppl, work with me), and to him i was oblivious. So to my surprise, when kristin introdduced me he said something about my bodypiercings (oh god,) i cringed, asked “you weren’t one of the ppl i showed were you?” apologized for being a tool freshman year, then he too took me in his arms and started complimenting me on my eyes. See this was a “take shell in your arms” day, I was extremely huggable i suppose. if i was in freshman year i would have swooned, but since i am way beyond swooning i simply tried to pry singer boy off as tactfully as possible and plot my escape. Funny how tastes change.

I was standing around collecting the drunks for the long drive home (designated driver shell :) whaoo!) when the lead singer of the band that was playing came up to me and complemented my coat (i love my coat). 29, blue eyes and just bought a farm in the poconos. Well, atleast he didn’t live with his parents i suppose. ba, da, ba. It must have been lead singer day for me. who knows, all i know is i got to see a bunch of my friends, found out about half a dozen ppl wanted to have sex with me (long, ong, long story there…and also its my friends, come on, do i really need to explain that?) and had pig for the first time. I had the best time i had ever had at pigroast…all while sober.