03-24-04

pants

i went shopping today at lazarus-macy’s and because they are going out of business everything was dirt cheap. I went in looking to spend 20 dollars on a new black shirt, i came out having spent 14 on a new black shirt on a pair of pants. you do the math. Now its this pair of pants that i am going to write about tonight.

Never before have i ever picked up piece of clothing and thought about sex until i picked up these pants. Even with my corset it was about how hot i would look in it (ok, this was three years ago, work with the shallowness a bit and lay off). But today i picked up these pants, with their millions of pockets (to stick things in) and their billions of straps and thought…someone give me a futon or a ratatan chair, please, now… because wow.

These pants are black and super soft, plus they have all these fun playthings…like a straight jacket, i know i shouldn’t mention straight jackets when i am trying to convince you of the sexiness of my pants, but its a risk i am willing to take. (oh, and if you are the kind of person who can find eroticism in straight jackets call me, we would get along fine, jk). But seriously, the first thing i thought when i touched it, which was me tugging one of the straps was of some yummy faceless guy pulling my strap closer to him, which of course would pull the rest of the me attached to the strap closer to him AND all the focus would be on that region where my pants are. yum.

I looked at the price and decided to buy myself a pair. I have also decided that i need to go looking for trouble tomorrow because i am writng a blog entry on a pair of pants.

So tomorrow my goal is to take steps towards finding me a yummy stranger in a suit. Inorder to achieve this goal i will (1.) track down yummy strangers in suits and (2.) talk to them. I use to do worksheets on goal setting like these a long time ago, they were never this fun though. They were more along the lines of i will ask for something i want to day (assertivenes), ect. But i am much better at that now…I will have a yummy boy in a suit to roll around in my pants with me, please.