07-16-05

Oh my god.

“I have amenorreah.”
“What’s amenorreah?”
“And you are going to deliever my baby? Are you going to know which hole to expect it from? Are…are you going to deliever a baby or my spleen.”

Even more things to justify why I am hesitant to have a baby here in Stupidtown, USA. Amenorreah is the loss of your period…for many reasons, however, the number one reason is…pregnancy. :O Women, if your reproductive specialist looks at you dumbfounded and asks “amenor…what?” look away before you laugh, especially if she still has to take your blood.

Other reasons to run:
2. Your practioner looks delighted in the idea of a molar pregnancy because…she’s “never seen one before.”
3. They yell at you for filling in your address on a form without the doctor’s assistance. Well, she might not know medicine but atleast she is telepathic.