07-03-05

March 04 2006

“When was your last period?”
“I don’t get it”
“What?”
“Ammenoreah…”
“Oh? You never got it?”
“Not really? I had an eating disorder…”
“You never got it? When was your last period?”
“Three years ago. I told you I shouldn’t be pregnant.”
“Well how am I supose to figure this out…” as she looks dumbfounded over her calculation wheel, i look dumbfounded over my belly.
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And after much debating I am supposabley only 5 weeks along. Right, if I am only five weeks along than i am carrying a herd of babies. I don’t think I am ok with a herd of babies, one baby is good enough for me. One healthy baby. Twins run in both our families. One healthy baby. Your symptoms are very much ninth weekish. one healthy baby. You know advanced symptoms are signs of multip-…SHUT UP. One healthy baby. Could you imagine more than one baby? I would look like one of those psychotic dog walkers in New York walking 8 dogs on leases, except they would all be babies. Every mother needs a leash.