05-07-10

I suck.

Dear Shell,
You suck.
At everything.
Love, All The Wrong Things.

I’ve heard three words today I haven’t heard since college, and especially not from moving to this po-dunk town: “you kick ass”.

Digression-tangenty-thing: This, and the best freaking TOFU Pineapple Upside Down CHEESECAKE EV-AH sponsored by my awesome neighbor (now you can’t rub it in my face, Chris…your Cheesecake Factory has NOTHING ON THIS! *no she didn’t, those be fighting words*) and the cards sent from my daughters to me (via my dad in Texas) makes for the Best Mother’s Day ever in Single Mommeh Land.